Underwater Basket Weaving
If I could say one thing to every college senior in America


New Sour Watermelon Sharks from Trolli.

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the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

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Airplane Sleeping Positions

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I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”


"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.


In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

I am so close