New Sour Watermelon Sharks from Trolli.
(Source: College Humor)
the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I am so close